What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

I tried the 6-6-6 walking challenge for a week and my step count skyrocketed - Fit&Well

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

What to Expect in Markets This Week: May Inflation Data, Apple Conference, GameStop Earnings - Investopedia

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Your Brain Wrinkles Are Way More Important Than We Ever Realized - ScienceAlert

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Miley Cyrus Says Disney Banned Her From Performing 'Hannah Montana' Songs: "I Wasn't Allowed To Sing Them" - Deadline

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Rogue Trader devs Owlcat are making an Expanse RPG with Mass Effect-style combat - Rock Paper Shotgun

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Why are white guys the top consumers of interracial porn? What's the rationale behind this phenomenon?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik

TEXT:

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.